In a little boat

I once sat with a couple of guys in a little boat on a beach. They were brothers, and the younger of the two had told us about how he had gone home with a girl the night before, but he had been drunk and he had just slept on her sofa.

We then actually met the girl, and the older, with clever foresight, invited her up into the boat to sit and talk for a while, because she was topless and she had the most wonderful pert tits. She was so cute.

After she left again, the older brother told the other, "And you slept!..."